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3XW Ring Announcer |
| "In 1977, Daryl
Moon was born in Kansas, and it's been a rocket ship of success ever
since. In 1984, Daryl Moon single-handedly prevented a school bus from going off a cliff, in a dream he had. In 1989, Daryl Moon invented the Hammer Dance. It was later stolen. In 1992, Daryl Moon was the 9th caller twice. He won an LL Cool J cassette tape and a woman's parka. In 1996, Daryl Moon spoke at his high school graduation, until authorities finally forced him to stop. His speech, entitled, "I Should Have Been Allowed to Speak," inspired no one, but his mother was very embarrassed. In 1997, Daryl Moon dropped out of college... for the first time. In 1999, Daryl Moon won the "Funniest Person In Iowa" comedy contest. In 2002, Daryl Moon moved to Chicago seeking fortune and fame. In 2003, Daryl Moon won the "Funniest Homeless Person in Chicago" contest. In 2004, Daryl Moon filmed the worst feature film in history. ...No, seriously, it's quite bad. In 2005, Daryl Moon filmed the comedy documentary "Road Dogs." To date, not one copy has ever been sold at a 3XW event, despite his pathetic attempts. In 2009, Daryl Moon won the "People's Pilot Screenwriting Competition." He is now awash in mad cash and has a 37-member entourage. In 2010 Daryl Moon became the Ring Announcer for 3XWrestling, his greatest accomplishment thus far." |
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